I thank the Girl Scouts of America for my recent obesity. I thank them for their continued dedication to my happiness. I forgive their homophobia and dangerous consveratism because of their ability to make cookies. And I prefer ranting about the Boy Scouts for their homophobia and dangerous consveratism, because those kids are useless to me.
posted by matthew @ 3:57 PM
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haha thats so weird because I just bought a box of cookies today!
its not weird because this is girl scout cookie time. and by the way i bought a box and ate it in one day
no of course its not weird. it was weird that I bought a box, went online and there was a post about girl scouts. whats weirder is that we're having this commenty thing about it. I bought a box of "all abouts" and brought it to work, while a co-work bought thin mints and samoas and also brought them to work. I think girl scouts might actually rule the world.
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