Ode to a sandwich...

There are few things that are so beautiful yet so simple as a sandwich. To begin with, bread is fucking awesome. I know you're not supposed to eat it because of the evil carbs that sully its nutrional value. But I couldn't care less; carbs rock, and bread is the most fantastic example of carbs. But is a sandwich mere bread? Of course not. It has layers of tasty food. Meat, vegtables, and cheese all meld together into an magnificent assault on the taste buds. Meat + Carbs = a happy matt.