Gather round gentlement, ladies and tramps,
Crosseyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants.
Grab a chair and sit on the floor,
I'll tell you a story you've never heard before.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced eachother,
Pulled their knives, and shot eachother.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
He came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.