Ohhh Valentine's Day, heretofore known as the 14th. The 14th is damn catchy, has a ring to it. Anyway I must preface this by saying that it's not my idea, but the 14th must be changed into an inclusive holiday. Now the 14th merely marks the day that the men who happen to have girlfriends are forced to buy things for their girlfriends. I see two huge downsides to this. 1) It persists this idea among people, guys obviously, that love/care is only necessary on certain days of the year. I think that's ridiculous, but most things are. 2) We should include everyone in the 14th, not just couples that will break up eventually. Call your grandma and tell her happy 14th! Call your uncle! Give you neighbor some candies! INCLUDE PEOPLE!!!

Oh i wish everyday was the 14th.

I am NOT asexual!

Just because I can control myself doesn't mean I'm asexual. It just means I won't cheat on you.